The Wrath of Grendel
It was the 21st century, people were beginning to look forward to what was coming in the future. Until the ferocious monster Grendel came to destroy the kingdom of Hrothgar because of the racket they were causing. Grendel was using his bionic lens to receive information about our kingdoms parties. This gave him the chance to pounce on our men when they were unable to protect themselves because of the alcohol consumed that night. He would go to Hrothgar's castle and shred them to pieces while they were sleeping . Our people tried to reach Hrothgar on his iphone by email but they never could because he had no service. Now we had to reach for further help. We had to call upon whoever and whatever for help. Our land is in deep sorrow.
The Coming of Beowulf
God had heard our prayers because men across the sea had heard. Beowulf got off of his ship on a Segway and his men followed on their scooters. The men that stood guard of our land immediately thinking that they were an enemy got out their bazookas. Beowulf said, "Wait we have come from of the land of the Geats. We wish to help you with this creature called Grendel." The men that were guarding the castle were very gracious and took the men up to the castle to get ready for the battle against Grendel.
The Battle With Grendel
Once again the men passed out drunk from the celebrating of defeating Grendel. But what Grendel didn't know was that Beowulf and his men were lying among the men in the room. Grendel went to snatch up up one of the soldiers and shredded him to pieces. Then he went on to the next...Beowulf! Beowulf pounced up to frighten Grendel! The battle was on! Beowulf smashed and banged Grendel up and ripped Grendel's arm straight from his body to hang for the whole kingdom to see. They hardly knew what was to come next.
The Monsters' Lair
Grendel's mother came to get the arm back of her son and took down many people to get it. If her son was going to die, she was going to have every piece of him back with her.
The Battle With Grendel's Mother
When Grendel's mother heard of such thing she was furious! She began to get prepared for battle. She got all of her military robots hoping that they could help her. Beowulf and all the people of the land came down to watch Beowulf return from the fight. When Beowulf walked into the cave he immediately saw Grendel's body laying there. Grendel's mother's robotic soldiers were nothing against Beowulf he quickly defeated her and then chopped the head of Grendel clean off. The man of the white beard waited listening to his ipod for Beowulf to return.
The Last Battle
Now Beowulf was getting older and losing some strength. But he still had to defeat the dragon. So he took with him his Segway and went off with his men to get rid of the dragon. Beowulf came up against the flame blowing dragon and began to grow tired. So Wiglaf broke in with his light saber to save Beowulf when the rest of the men ran away with their chia pets in their hands.
The Spoils
Now Beowulf was dying and everyone rushed around. A man rode around the castle with his digital camera taking pictures of the funeral for all to see of the wonderful Beowulf that had defeated all of these creatures and created peace for the country. Beowulf would live forever on as a legend. He would never be forgotten.
